i get so upset when i hear that somebody didn’t grow up watching disney movies. like no come with me and i’ll give you the childhood you never had by having a disney marathon and eating junk food
fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me
you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them!