jonathansamuelcook:

Even though I don’t look like it I am watching you as I sing.

jonathansamuelcook:

Even though I don’t look like it I am watching you as I sing.

10:55AM   •   24/07/14   •    via   •    7♡
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cokeflow:

My mood depends on how good my hair looks

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its-for-jam-sherlock:

nerdy-narwhal:

lumos5000:

If you don’t watch Goblet of Fire mainly because of David Tennant, you are lying to yourself 

lady, i hadnt even heard of david tennant when i watched goblet of fire

I agree with both because when I first saw it I didn’t know David Tennant but now it’s a nice extra.

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theprettygoodgatsby:

starxapple:

starxapple:

my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen 

update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY”  

THATS SO CUTE SEND HELP

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

laetatus-sum:
they grow up so fast

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

laetatus-sum:

they grow up so fast

02:11AM   •   24/07/14   •    via   •    ©   •    73368♡

yelyahwilliams:

tastefullyoffensive:

Funny Sandwich Board Signs

Previously: Funny Business Signs

*gigglin*

09:49PM   •   23/07/14   •    via   •    ©   •    226087♡

slinx7:

why do i always say i have a boner i don’t even have a dick

07:38PM   •   23/07/14   •    via   •    ©   •    14♡
volpalope:

Why must he play with my heart like that :(

volpalope:

Why must he play with my heart like that :(

05:27PM   •   23/07/14   •    via   •    5♡

marapedic:

seriouslyamerica:

New favorite meme: Old Economy Steven

03:16PM   •   23/07/14   •    via   •    ©   •    263438♡

deanprincesster:

it’s so dumb that piercings and tattoos can impact your ability to find a job. employers shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, sexual orientation, or level of punk-rockness

01:05PM   •   23/07/14   •    via   •    ©   •    326175♡
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cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

08:43AM   •   23/07/14   •    via   •    ©   •    358282♡
pixiedust-paycheck:

This is the best Cast Member picture ever taken.

pixiedust-paycheck:

This is the best Cast Member picture ever taken.

06:33AM   •   23/07/14   •    via   •    ©   •    4634♡

emilymmize:

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?

04:22AM   •   23/07/14   •    via   •    ©   •    284350♡
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