Even though I don’t look like it I am watching you as I sing.
If you don’t watch Goblet of Fire mainly because of David Tennant, you are lying to yourself
lady, i hadnt even heard of david tennant when i watched goblet of fire
I agree with both because when I first saw it I didn’t know David Tennant but now it’s a nice extra.
my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen
update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY”
THATS SO CUTE SEND HELP
they grow up so fast
Funny Sandwich Board Signs
Previously: Funny Business Signs
why do i always say i have a boner i don’t even have a dick
New favorite meme: Old Economy Steven
it’s so dumb that piercings and tattoos can impact your ability to find a job. employers shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, sexual orientation, or level of punk-rockness
I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself
This is the best Cast Member picture ever taken.
she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.
you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.
OH THAT WAS GOLD
DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?